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Scientists said the reptile was found even less frequently than the Hawaiian honeycreeper or Grandma’s car keys.
Millions of cartoon watchers who have seen Bugs Bunny, Wile E. Coyote and other characters launched into space clinging to the outside of a rocket ship now feel vindicated.
FOX News officials categorically deny that the deer was a friend of “Fox & Friends,” but park officials said the deer was “pretty far to the right” on the bike trail.
And we thought they were only found at City Hall.
Animal rights activists thwarted a previous early-retirement offer when they learned it involved a trip to the meat packing plant.
“WATERFORD TOWNSHIP, Mich. – Tinker Bell has been reunited with her owners after a 70-mph gust of wind picked up the six-pound Chihuahua and tossed her out of sight. Dorothy and Lavern Utley credit a pet psychic for guiding them on Monday to a wooded area nearly a mile from where 8-month-old Tinker Bell had been last seen.” Imagine the possibilities: “I lost my keys.” “Where did you last put them?” “On my dresser.” “Go check there.” “You must be psychic!”
School lunch programs anticipate significant cost savings with smaller fish sticks.
We’re not exactly sure who should be insulted here.
The 60-year old man’s lawyers called the charges ridiculous: “Our pervert client would never grope a mouse.”
Healthcare debate turns nasty in Dixie.
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