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Saturday, May 19, 2012

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Scientists said the reptile was found even less frequently than the Hawaiian honeycreeper or Grandma’s car keys.

03/20/09 — 0 Comments

Millions of cartoon watchers who have seen Bugs Bunny, Wile E. Coyote and other characters launched into space clinging to the outside of a rocket ship now feel vindicated.

03/20/09 — 0 Comments

FOX News officials categorically deny that the deer was a friend of “Fox & Friends,” but park officials said the deer was “pretty far to the right” on the bike trail.

03/23/09 — 0 Comments

And we thought they were only found at City Hall.

04/20/09 — 0 Comments

Animal rights activists thwarted a previous early-retirement offer when they learned it involved a trip to the meat packing plant.

04/25/09 — 0 Comments

“WATERFORD TOWNSHIP, Mich. – Tinker Bell has been reunited with her owners after a 70-mph gust of wind picked up the six-pound Chihuahua and tossed her out of sight.  Dorothy and Lavern Utley credit a pet psychic for guiding them on Monday to a wooded area nearly a mile from where 8-month-old Tinker Bell had been last seen.” Imagine the possibilities:  “I lost my keys.” “Where did you last put them?” “On my dresser.” “Go check there.” “You must be psychic!”

04/28/09 — 0 Comments

School lunch programs anticipate significant cost savings with smaller fish sticks.

07/21/09 — 0 Comments

We’re not exactly sure who should be insulted here.

08/08/09 — 0 Comments

The 60-year old man’s lawyers called the charges ridiculous:  “Our pervert client would never grope a mouse.

08/15/09 — 0 Comments

Healthcare debate turns nasty in Dixie.

08/18/09 — 0 Comments
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