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The punishment will be carried live on Saudi TV’s pay-per-view network.
Curiously, the top nation people would like to switch from, Eritrea, was near the bottom of countries people wanted to switch to.
And, in the “be careful what you wish for” category, the whiner is…
“See, it says right there, ‘Made by God. Copyright 32AD.’”
Rapidly urbanizing China is once again showing questionable judgment in their desire to become like the West as fast as possible.
Exactly: “After being turned down by North Korea’s largest textile company, the [Swedish] group managed to secure a manufacturing deal with [North Korea’s] largest mining company, Trade 4, which also happens to run a small textile operations on its site.” They must be special jeans.
Displays of Santa’s reindeer will be allowed however, as an example of carbon-neutral transportation.
The advice came as part of his sermon series “The Ten Suggestions.”
Exactly: “ROME (Reuters) – A Sicilian man stole sweets and a packet of chewing gum so he could get arrested and spend New Year’s Eve in a jail cell rather than be with his wife and relatives. The 35-year old Sicilian first showed up at a police station on Thursday asking to be arrested. . . but was rebuffed because he had not committed a crime.” Eggnog may have been involved.
When disaster strikes, two things can be counted on: the U.S. will send massive amounts of aid, and Pat Robertson will put his foot in his mouth.
Exactly: “As a Weight Watchers group gathered for a routine weigh-in, the dieters got an idea of how far they still had to go: The floor underneath them collapsed, a Swedish newspaper reported. ‘We suddenly heard a huge thud; we almost thought it was an earthquake and everything flew up in the air,’ one of about 20 group members said to the Smalandsposten newspaper. Afterward, the participants moved the scales to a hallway to have a real weigh-in. That time, the floor held.”
Ironically, the decision compounds the problem by also providing 2 meals.
Haiti had schools?
One to type the 144 characters, and one-hundred ninety-nine to figure out how to make the fascist dictator sound like a hip social networker.
In a conciliatory gesture, travel will only be allowed on homemade rafts.
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