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He did, however, give a strong buy recommendation on Google stock.
Where every ride seats two and goes really, really fast.
Oh, yeah, this is the mission where the space station and shuttle commanders are both female.
Trying to quell criticism of his contested election, the Pakistani leader has silenced the media, jailed dissidents, and posted a “yummy” self-portrait on his Facebook page.
Said a spokesman for General Pervez Musharraf, “They’re a lot easier to catch than terrorists.”
Said the manager, “It’s part of new promotional program here at the bank: Loans for moans.”
A competing version of the toy claims to mirror the stock market by exploding as money is put in.
Asked whether God answered their prayers, respondents cited Tony Blair’s removal from office.
Aviation authorities suggested that the airline consider grounding aircraft before an engine falls off.
UN nuclear inspectors were reportedly “very relieved” when an Iranian official “personally assured” them that there were no other copies of the documents left in Iranian hands.
The intolerable ‘curse’ was being forced to marry his unlovely cousin Bhavisha.
Gone are the old days when bored firefighters just started fights.
Democrats vow to bring it home before the end of the year.
Pro-American websites said to be the first targeted for blocking.
A military spokesman elaborated: “We’ve made a lot of progress. Frankly, there aren’t enough roads left in Iraq for the terrorists to set up roadside bombs.”
Teen to police: “If it’s all the same to you, I’d like to serve a virtual sentence in a virtual cell.”
Exact quote: “Santas in Australia’s largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas’s traditional ‘ho ho ho’ greeting because it may be offensive to women.”
Though, for outside observers, it was difficult to detect the difference.
In a related story, Iranian president Ahmadinejad bills himself a ‘Friend of the Jews’.
Cruelest treatment is directed at kids who are tall.
Iranian weapons originally intended for Iraq have, instead, been diverted to Afghanistan.
Further proof this tiny country is serious about combatting illegal immigration.
“Shape up. . . or it’s back to the Stone Age for you.”
This waste is in addition to the large quantity of electronic filth exported each year by American entertainment companies.
Even insane third world dictators are right some of the time.
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