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Raw deal? Woman charged over steak attack

Exactly: “According to a Marion County Sheriff’s Office report, the man told deputies Elsie Egan repeatedly hit him with the uncooked meat and slapped his face after he refused a piece of sliced bread. The man said he wanted a bread roll.” At least it wasn’t a leg of lamb.

12/11/09 — 0 Comments

Woman calls 911 when husband refuses to eat dinner

The woman was arrested. Her husband ordered take-out.

12/23/09 — 0 Comments

Florida man calls detectives after pot plants seized

Exactly: “Investigators in the Florida Keys say they lured a suspected marijuana grower into turning himself in by leaving a ransom note in place of six seized pot plants.” It is likely he was using his product at the time of the call.

01/05/10 — 0 Comments

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