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The protest zone nearest to the Olympic venues will be in Amarillo, Texas.
Odds of that many people being hit by one lightning strike were ten million to one, paying $21,205,000 on a two dollar ticket.
Due to the time difference between the U.S. and Beijing, stories announcing Phelps winning gold medals are written twelve hours before the race takes place.
The study suggests anxious parents encourage their daughters to try out for football instead.
Interpol will also investigate whether broadcasting “16 year old” chinese gymnast He Kexin’s face with heavy adult makeup violated the European Union’s strict child pornography laws.
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Major style points to Sen. Obama for ‘acting presidential’ by screwing up everybody else’s planned recreation.
His handlers protested the PGA star’s arrest outside a North Carolina restaurant, claiming that Daly could reasonably be expected to be found drunk outside a Hooters.
Exactly--"The buck rose up, knocked Goodman down and attacked him with his antlers in what the veteran hunter called ‘15 seconds of hell.’” The buck, who after all had just been shot, pleaded self-defense.
This is in contrast to the Kansas City Chiefs and the Detroit Lions, who are both exposed on the field.
According to NBA sources, the league’s new financial model includes fining Cuban regularly as a significant portion of annual revenues.
The publisher said the earlier release date had his editorial team “on steriods.”
We’re assuming the threat was made by Posh.
Fans with delicate sensibilities will be offered an alternative: the burger can be shipped to an elementary school in Thailand where it will provide the entire school with a week’s worth of lunches.
Exactly: “SINGAPORE (Reuters) – The sorry state of men’s sport in Singapore was thrown into sharp focus when organisers failed to honour a Sportsman of the Year for the first time since the nation’s annual awards began more than 40 years ago. ‘Unfortunately, it was a bad year; none of them really achieved anything. . .’ The controversy continued when the panel also failed to name a Coach of the Year. . .” Perhaps they should just concentrate on “Math Whiz of the Year.”
Also prone to knee surgeries and chronic inability to fasten their collar buttons.
The winner in a vicious, cruel, no-holds-barred bout was accused of acting like the winner of a vicious, cruel, no-holds-barred bout.
The disgraced NFL star said he looked forward to singing with the legendary Don Henley.
Exactly: “Latimer Mukasa, chairman of the Uganda Cricket Association, said the players, including their captain, disappeared last Saturday after winning their final match against the Netherlands by two wickets. He did not speculate on their motive for absconding.” But we will: “Canada, Uganda. Canada, Uganda.”
Stunned by the IOC’s obvious snub of the Chicago Olympics bid, Obama was overhead saying to advisors, “Darn! I was sure my ‘Healthcare for all Olympians’ plan would have bought us enough votes.”
Given the pathetic Chief’s results over the past four years, Kansas Citians wish it was the fans who suffered dementia.
No word yet on if the move was pure downsizing or whether Frank McCourt was offshoring his wife’s duties to Thailand.
School officials said the youth’s unstinting support of Cincinnati’s NFL team raised doubts about whether his brain was functioning.
On the bright side, a deal for the golfer to endorse the AXE line of men’s grooming products is imminent.
According to a spokesperson, Accenture’s motto for the moment will be: “Accenture: count on us to be first.”
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