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The announcement was delayed until Woods was able to get his bimbo count up to a world-class level.
Said a close friend: “She was willing to give him a second chance. Just not seventeenth chance.”
According to an NFL spokesman, the purpose of the donations will be to counteract widespread suspicions among the general public that NFL players don’t have any brains.
Exactly: “(EA) added in a statement that the company has spent ‘considerable time’ developing and testing the new ‘Tiger Woods PGA Tour Online’ game, which he called a ‘breakthrough experience.’” One can almost picture what that “breakthrough experience” might be.
Millions of winter sports enthusiasts were joined by over 20 million NASCAR fans who had heard there had been a fatal accident.
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