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Average American’s cholesterol down to ‘ideal range’

threat level: orange dreamsicle
lesuerg

The good news is that the average cholesterol number for all Americans is now 199. The bad news is that 49 percent of us are still a heart attack waiting to happen.

12/13/07

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