Bat bugs evolved fake genitals to avoid sexual injury

“Researchers have long known that male bat bugs ignore females’ conventional parts and instead use their sharp penises to stab the females’ abdomens, injecting sperm directly into the bloodstream.” Scientist:  “While clearly an interesting technique worthy of detailed study, our current recommendation is that men not attempt this procedure at home.”

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