Connecticut student suspended for buying candy

Next time, he’ll just buy pot.  Exact quotes:  “NEW HAVEN, Conn. - Michael Sheridan was stripped of his title as class vice president, barred from attending an honors student dinner and suspended for a day after buying a bag of Skittles from a classmate.  ...the New Haven school system banned candy sales in 2003 as part of a district-wide school wellness policy.  He says he didn’t realize his candy purchase was against the rules, but he did notice the student selling the Skittles on Feb. 26 was being secretive.”

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