Cops:  Man claims bag of stolen goods just sex toys

Exactly:  “SALEM, Mass. – A man has been arrested for breaking into three cars after police spotted him carrying a suspicious bag he said was filled with his former wife’s sex toys.” Curiosity being what it is, he might have had better luck if he had told them the bag just held his ex-wife’s head.

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