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Saturday, May 19, 2012
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Hapless robbers target biker meeting

Exact quotes:  “Two masked and machete-wielding men who barged into a club in Sydney, Australia, couldn’t have picked a worse night for their robbery—a monthly meeting of bikers.  About 50 burly bikers fought back with tables and chairs—pretty much anything that wasn’t bolted down. One would-be robber was tied up; the other put in the hospital.  Police arrested both.  ‘These guys were absolutely dumb as bricks,’ said the leader of the bikers. ‘I can’t believe they saw all the bikes parked up front and they were so stupid that they walked past in.’”

02/28/08

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