Illinois middle school bans hugging

While schools nationwide attempt to deal with violence and weapons on school property, the Oak Park Middle School has recognized another menacing threat - kindness. A relieved parent explained that, “Hugs express kindness, kindness leads to friendship, friendship leads to quarreling, and quarreling leads to armed assault.”

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