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Ledger reveals Marion Jones’ doping regimen

6 AM: HGH
9 AM: Workout
Noon: “The cream”
3PM: Sign autographs
6PM: “The clear”
9PM: Practice “If I ever get caught” speech
Repeat daily.

12/22/07

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