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Tuesday, February 07, 2012
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Man calls Feds about his lost cocaine

An inside source says a new nationwide “Lost and Found” program is being implemented by the DEA. “We’ll seed the boxes with a few umbrellas, cell phones, and bags of crack, and see who comes to claim their belongings.”

09/29/07

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