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Monday, May 21, 2012
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Man opts for jail over New Year with relatives

Exactly:  “ROME (Reuters) – A Sicilian man stole sweets and a packet of chewing gum so he could get arrested and spend New Year’s Eve in a jail cell rather than be with his wife and relatives.  The 35-year old Sicilian first showed up at a police station on Thursday asking to be arrested. . . but was rebuffed because he had not committed a crime.” Eggnog may have been involved.

01/05/10

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