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N.D. farmer forecasts weather via pig spleens

Exact quote:  “‘It looks like a normal year with no major storms,” said the 84-year-old Smokov, peering at two of the brown, glistening, foot-long organs on his kitchen counter like a Gypsy gazing into a crystal ball. ‘That’s what the spleens tell me.’”

12/26/07

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