Police:  Man gets shot to avoid work

This guy must have a really lousy job.  Exact quotes:  “Daniel Kuch told [the Sheriff] he’d been the victim of a drive-by shooting while he was jogging Thursday. But detectives told KONA radio that Kuch later acknowledged that he asked his friend to shoot him so he could get some time off work and avoid a drug test.”

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