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Monday, May 21, 2012
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Researchers:  Ohio State lake jump a wee bit of fun

Exactly:  “COLUMBUS, Ohio – Intrepid Ohio State University researchers have learned students don’t just party in a campus lake during rituals before the annual Michigan game. Postdoctoral research associate Steve Goldsmith said the lake’s temperature went up 3 degrees throughout the night, and the ammonia level surged. He said body heat could explain the warmer water, but the ammonia likely means one thing: urine. Goldsmith advises students to have fun, just not open their mouths.”

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