DUH! Magazine http://www.duhmagazine.com Humor, Satire, Jokes and Other Funny Stuff Based on Today's News en never2latestudios@yahoo.com Copyright 2009 2009-01-06T03:20:00-06:00 Seven hospitals in New York accused of $50 million Medicaid fraud http://www.duhmagazine.com/ http://www.duhmagazine.com/ Surprised hospital administrators said they were “just preemptively applying for a bailout.” Here Come DUH Judge 2009-01-06T02:20:00-06:00 Obama taps Leon Panetta to head CIA http://www.duhmagazine.com/ http://www.duhmagazine.com/ Sources close to the President-elect said that Panetta’s experience as Bill Clinton’s chief of staff meant that he was experienced in “subterfuge, sneaking around, and other spy-type activities.” Fearless LeaDUHs 2009-01-06T01:54:01-06:00 Raul Castro says hopes too high for Obama http://www.duhmagazine.com/ http://www.duhmagazine.com/ In Cuban politics, any hopes set higher than zero are considered too high. Fearless LeaDUHs 2009-01-05T00:46:01-06:00 Rap music originated in medieval Scottish pubs, claims American professor http://www.duhmagazine.com/ http://www.duhmagazine.com/ The theory was confirmed when historians uncovered lyrics attributed to ‘50 Pence’ and ‘Snoop MacDog’. Ta-DUH! 2009-01-05T00:42:00-06:00 Hazing alleged in Utah State pledge’s death http://www.duhmagazine.com/ http://www.duhmagazine.com/ This can’t be true, because we all know fraternities don’t allow hazing of pledges, right? Here Come DUH Judge 2009-01-04T03:25:00-06:00 Texas jail closes after recliners found in cells http://www.duhmagazine.com/ http://www.duhmagazine.com/ The warden defended the prison’s furnishings, saying, “A lethargic prisoner is a compliant prisoner.” Here Come DUH Judge 2009-01-03T16:57:00-06:00 Microsoft’s Zune players freeze on New Year’s Eve http://www.duhmagazine.com/ http://www.duhmagazine.com/ Fortunately, the Redmond, Wash. company was on top of the problem. Microsoft announced that Zune Service Pack 2, which fixes the glitch, will be available for download by “no later than October” for only $89.95, or $99.95 if you would like a CD-ROM copy. DUH Jones 2009-01-01T21:57:00-06:00 Man who pushed bike theft prevention has bike stolen http://www.duhmagazine.com/ http://www.duhmagazine.com/ When stealing bikes is outlawed, only outlaws will steal bikes. Fearless LeaDUHs 2009-01-01T21:40:01-06:00 Cuba marks revolution’s 50th anniversary http://www.duhmagazine.com/ http://www.duhmagazine.com/ A parade featuring 50 year old cars was greeted with indifference: in Cuba, all the cars are 50 years old. Around DUH World 2009-01-01T19:40:00-06:00 More funny stuff at DUH Magazine... http://www.duhmagazine.com http://www.duhmagazine.com 2009-01-06T03:20:00-06:00