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    <dc:creator>dougraymond@ngenius.com</dc:creator>
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      <title>Study: Water Helps Dieters Lose Weight</title>
      <link>The study also found that caramel macchiato, whipped&#45;cream&#45;topped lattes helped dieters overcome the desire to kill skinny people.</link>
      <description>The study also found that caramel macchiato, whipped&#45;cream&#45;topped lattes helped dieters overcome the desire to kill skinny people.</description>
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      <title>Presidential Airspace Breached In Seattle</title>
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      <description>Pilot sought to land, slide down the emergency shoot, and offer Obama a beer.</description>
      <dc:subject>John DUH</dc:subject>
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      <title>U.S. plans to ease travel to Cuba</title>
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      <description>In a conciliatory gesture, travel will only be allowed on homemade rafts.</description>
      <dc:subject>Around DUH World</dc:subject>
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      <title>Reporter Ling names baby after Clinton</title>
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      <title>AT&amp;T phases out unlimited data plans</title>
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      <description>Perhaps &#8220;information wants to be free,&#8221; but AT&amp;amp;T still needs to make a buck sending it to you.</description>
      <dc:subject>DUH Jones</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2010-06-03T00:49:01-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Euro falls to four year low on debt crisis concerns</title>
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      <description>Proving yet again that when it comes to unsustainable spending, America still shows the world how it&#8217;s done.</description>
      <dc:subject>DUH Jones</dc:subject>
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      <title>Mortgage debt surges as economy picks up steam</title>
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      <description>Nothing says &#8220;economic recovery&#8221; like a debt surge!</description>
      <dc:subject>DUH Jones</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2010-05-31T14:39:00-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Education bailout falters in Congress</title>
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      <description>Given how public education works in this country, administrators have assured lawmakers that it can&#8217;t possibly fail.</description>
      <dc:subject>Halls of AcaDUHmia</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2010-05-31T14:33:00-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Debt still dogs Americans</title>
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      <description>Fortunately, most American dogs are still reported to be living within their means</description>
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