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    <dc:creator>david.greusel@hoksve.com</dc:creator>
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      <title>Olympic opening ceremony attracts record viewers</title>
      <link>Millions of winter sports enthusiasts were joined by over 20 million NASCAR fans who had heard there had been a fatal accident.</link>
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      <dc:subject>Wide World DUH Sports</dc:subject>
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      <title>Snow days mean less food for many students</title>
      <link>Millions of winter sports enthusiasts were joined by over 20 million NASCAR fans who had heard there had been a fatal accident.</link>
      <description>Government officials worry that too many snow days could reduce assisted&#45;lunch student&#8217;s dependence on government assistance.</description>
      <dc:subject>John DUH</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2010-02-14T00:48:00-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Toyota recalls 8,000 Tacoma trucks</title>
      <link>Millions of winter sports enthusiasts were joined by over 20 million NASCAR fans who had heard there had been a fatal accident.</link>
      <description>The company said it would have recalled more, but that was the total number of Toyota trucks in Tacoma.</description>
      <dc:subject>DUH Jones</dc:subject>
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      <title>Success seen with experimental abstinence program</title>
      <link>Millions of winter sports enthusiasts were joined by over 20 million NASCAR fans who had heard there had been a fatal accident.</link>
      <description>Apparently, &#8220;Just say no&#8221; works for things other than experimental drug use.</description>
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      <title>Suit: Dentist left drill bit in woman&#8217;s head</title>
      <link>Millions of winter sports enthusiasts were joined by over 20 million NASCAR fans who had heard there had been a fatal accident.</link>
      <description>The women turned down the dentist&#8217;s settlement offer of a lifetime supply of nitrous oxide.</description>
      <dc:subject>MeDUHcine and Health</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2010-01-29T03:29:00-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Obama pleads for civility, cooperation in politics</title>
      <link>Millions of winter sports enthusiasts were joined by over 20 million NASCAR fans who had heard there had been a fatal accident.</link>
      <description>Biden was seen mouthing the words, &#8220;Good luck&#8221;.</description>
      <dc:subject>Fearless LeaDUHs</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2010-01-29T03:20:00-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Big challenges as Haiti prepares to reopen schools</title>
      <link>Millions of winter sports enthusiasts were joined by over 20 million NASCAR fans who had heard there had been a fatal accident.</link>
      <description>Haiti had schools?</description>
      <dc:subject>Around DUH World</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2010-01-28T21:00:00-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>New Obama agenda to focus on jobs</title>
      <link>Millions of winter sports enthusiasts were joined by over 20 million NASCAR fans who had heard there had been a fatal accident.</link>
      <description>...primarily on keeping his.</description>
      <dc:subject>Fearless LeaDUHs</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2010-01-28T20:56:00-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Air France to charge obese passengers for two seats</title>
      <link>Millions of winter sports enthusiasts were joined by over 20 million NASCAR fans who had heard there had been a fatal accident.</link>
      <description>Ironically, the decision compounds the problem by also providing 2 meals.</description>
      <dc:subject>Around DUH World</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2010-01-22T04:22:01-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>More funny stuff at DUH Magazine...</title>
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