New Obama agenda to focus on jobs
...primarily on keeping his.
Big challenges as Haiti prepares to reopen schools
Haiti had schools?
Success seen with experimental abstinence program
Apparently, “Just say no” works for things other than experimental drug use.
Toyota recalls 8,000 Tacoma trucks
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The company said it would have recalled more, but that was the total number of Toyota trucks in Tacoma.
Snow days mean less food for many students
Government officials worry that too many snow days could reduce assisted-lunch student’s dependence on government assistance.
Olympic opening ceremony attracts record viewers
Millions of winter sports enthusiasts were joined by over 20 million NASCAR fans who had heard there had been a fatal accident.
Hugo Chavez hires 200 to help him use Twitter
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One to type the 144 characters, and one-hundred ninety-nine to figure out how to make the fascist dictator sound like a hip social networker.
Voters hate partisan sniping, but fuel its growth
Sort of like how we hate being fat, but keep devouring Cheetos.
Debt still dogs Americans
Fortunately, most American dogs are still reported to be living within their means
Education bailout falters in Congress
Given how public education works in this country, administrators have assured lawmakers that it can’t possibly fail.
Mortgage debt surges as economy picks up steam
Nothing says “economic recovery” like a debt surge!
Euro falls to four year low on debt crisis concerns
Proving yet again that when it comes to unsustainable spending, America still shows the world how it’s done.
AT&T phases out unlimited data plans
Perhaps “information wants to be free,” but AT&T still needs to make a buck sending it to you.
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