Real Headlines, Snarky Commentary
Friday, March 12, 2010
Ever notice how journalists will use the same opening lines over and over regardless of the headline?
Neither have we. But now you can become an insta-journalist by choosing or entering your own snarky
story lead in the form below, and clicking 'Just DUH It!'
Neither have we. But now you can become an insta-journalist by choosing or entering your own snarky
story lead in the form below, and clicking 'Just DUH It!'
Obviously...
Headlines so dumb they deserve to be misinterpreted.
Success seen with experimental abstinence program
Gore blames global warming.New Obama agenda to focus on jobs
Gore blames global warming.Obama Says Voter Anger, Frustration Key to Republican Victory in Massachusetts
Gore blames global warming.NBC announces post-Jaypocalyptic lineup
Gore blames global warming.Pat Robertson says Haiti ‘cursed’ by pact with the devil
Gore blames global warming.Couch potatoes may have shorter lives
Gore blames global warming.Cellphones may protect brain from Alzheimer’s
Gore blames global warming.Service sector growing again, but jobs are few
Gore blames global warming.Obama prods Congress to pass health bill quickly
Gore blames global warming.Study: Schools face shortfalls after stimulus ends
Gore blames global warming.Elin Nordegren to divorce Tiger Woods
Gore blames global warming.Accenture becomes first corporate sponsor to drop Tiger Woods
Gore blames global warming.Gatorade drops Tiger Woods drink
Gore blames global warming.US envoy: Allies strongly support Afghan plan
Gore blames global warming.Alec Baldwin: “I don’t have any interest in acting anymore.”
Gore blames global warming.Researchers Say Willpower A Key To Kicking Cocaine Addiction
Gore blames global warming.Man sheds weight with diet and exercise
Gore blames global warming.Agency says sex main cause for HIV transmission in China
Gore blames global warming.Secret service didn’t verify state dinner crashers
Gore blames global warming.Obama at odds with bishops over abortion
Gore blames global warming.Heidi Klum excited to walk the runway five weeks after baby
Gore blames global warming.Giant atom-smasher poised for restart: CERN
Gore blames global warming.Surprisingly...
All the news that's fit to ridicule.
Olympic opening ceremony attracts record viewers
Gore blames global warming.Snow days mean less food for many students
Gore blames global warming.Toyota recalls 8,000 Tacoma trucks
Gore blames global warming.Suit: Dentist left drill bit in woman’s head
Gore blames global warming.Obama pleads for civility, cooperation in politics
Gore blames global warming.Big challenges as Haiti prepares to reopen schools
Gore blames global warming.Air France to charge obese passengers for two seats
Gore blames global warming.Republican wins Mass. Senate seat in epic upset
Gore blames global warming.Having children lowers your blood pressure, researchers say
Gore blames global warming.White House budget director blames old computers for ineffective government
Gore blames global warming.Sarah Palin takes Fox News commentator job
Gore blames global warming.California airport shut down--’TNT’ turns out to be honey
Gore blames global warming.Sheens want to reconcile despite arrest
Gore blames global warming.Woman calls 911 when husband refuses to eat dinner
Gore blames global warming.Man with 5-inch knife stuck in chest orders coffee
Gore blames global warming.Pastor: OK to shoplift major chains
Gore blames global warming.NFL to ask its players to donate their brains for study
Gore blames global warming.Tiger Woods named AP athlete of the decade
Gore blames global warming.Budget Travel magazine sold to investment firm
Gore blames global warming.Jackson 4 to go on tour
Gore blames global warming.Atom smasher catches first collision
Gore blames global warming.New Obama plans: ‘spend our way out’ of downturn
Gore blames global warming.Exactly...
Some facts are weirder than fiction.
Floor collapses under Weight Watchers weigh-in
Gore blames global warming.Man opts for jail over New Year with relatives
Gore blames global warming.Florida man calls detectives after pot plants seized
Gore blames global warming.Crosses in potatoes appear to online sellers
Gore blames global warming.Buffalo’s debt collectors accused of bullying
Gore blames global warming.Electronic Arts standing behind Tiger Woods
Gore blames global warming.Raw deal? Woman charged over steak attack
Gore blames global warming.North Korea’s first designer jeans go on sale in Sweden
Gore blames global warming.Jesus Christ dumped from jury pool for disruption
Gore blames global warming.Researchers: Ohio State lake jump a wee bit of fun
Gore blames global warming.Cops: Man claims bag of stolen goods just sex toys
Gore blames global warming.Bailout watchdog expects much to remain unrefunded
Gore blames global warming.Obama team to change focus of Afghan conflict
Gore blames global warming.Man Sues Bank of America for $1.7 Billion Trillion
Gore blames global warming.Six Ugandan cricketers missing in Canada
Gore blames global warming.Illinois teacher accused of giving girls alcohol, pot
Gore blames global warming.Kids send Marcus the lamb to slaughter
Gore blames global warming.Lady Dai tomb among richest finds in China history
Gore blames global warming.World’s oldest person dies in Los Angeles at 115
Gore blames global warming.Teen lottery winner says she’s broke
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