Real Headlines, Snarky Commentary
Tuesday, January 06, 2009
Ever notice how journalists will use the same opening lines over and over regardless of the headline?
Neither have we. But now you can become an insta-journalist by choosing or entering your own snarky
story lead in the form below, and clicking 'Just DUH It!'
Neither have we. But now you can become an insta-journalist by choosing or entering your own snarky
story lead in the form below, and clicking 'Just DUH It!'
Obviously...
Headlines so dumb they deserve to be misinterpreted.
Pink iguanas unseen by Darwin offer evolutionary clues
Gore blames global warming.Hazing alleged in Utah State pledge’s death
Gore blames global warming.Suicide bomber volunteers sought in Iran
Gore blames global warming.Smoking ban leads to major drop in heart attacks
Gore blames global warming.Mormons prepared for hard times
Gore blames global warming.More companies lining up for piece of bailout fund
Gore blames global warming.New credit card rules may bring relief to consumers
Gore blames global warming.Massage parlor owner pleads guilty
Gore blames global warming.Appeals court rejects $54 million lost pants case
Gore blames global warming.Scientists find hole in Earth’s magnetic field. . .
Gore blames global warming.9 of 10 Illinois voters say Blagojevich must go
Gore blames global warming.SIPC chief: Madoff falsified books to hide losses
Gore blames global warming.Is Caroline Kennedy ready for the Senate?
Gore blames global warming.VP Cheney lauds Obama’s choice of national security team
Gore blames global warming.Sources: Obama chooses Chicago schools chief
Gore blames global warming.Obesity ‘controlled by the brain’
Gore blames global warming.U.S. says it lacks the intelligence to fight pirates in Somalia
Gore blames global warming.Couples rattled by recession delaying parenthood
Gore blames global warming.Study suggests sugar may be addictive
Gore blames global warming.Illinois governor in corruption scandal
Gore blames global warming.Cruise ship attacked by Somali pirates
Gore blames global warming.Minnesota board refuses voided absentee ballots
Gore blames global warming.Surprisingly...
All the news that's fit to ridicule.
Seven hospitals in New York accused of $50 million Medicaid fraud
Gore blames global warming.Obama taps Leon Panetta to head CIA
Gore blames global warming.Raul Castro says hopes too high for Obama
Gore blames global warming.Rap music originated in medieval Scottish pubs, claims American professor
Gore blames global warming.Texas jail closes after recliners found in cells
Gore blames global warming.Microsoft’s Zune players freeze on New Year’s Eve
Gore blames global warming.Man who pushed bike theft prevention has bike stolen
Gore blames global warming.Cuba marks revolution’s 50th anniversary
Gore blames global warming.Police say alleged drug dealer accepted gift cards
Gore blames global warming.Thieves impersonate cops, ransack home, steal family’s Christmas presents
Gore blames global warming.Mothers oppose Facebook breastfeeding ban
Gore blames global warming.Stalin voted third most popular Russian
Gore blames global warming.Australians angry over bid to ban topless sunbathing
Gore blames global warming.Report: Sarah Palin’s daughter gives birth to a son
Gore blames global warming.Study: Teens who skip breakfast lose virginity earlier
Gore blames global warming.Increased shoplifting is another sign of bad times
Gore blames global warming.Franken opens first lead in Minnesota Senate race
Gore blames global warming.Study indicates Mars was habitable
Gore blames global warming.Iraqi who threw shoes at Bush asks for pardon
Gore blames global warming.Bush says he didn’t compromise soul to be popular
Gore blames global warming.US military mobilizes troops for inauguration
Gore blames global warming.Chrysler says to shut down all production for month
Gore blames global warming.Exactly...
Some facts are weirder than fiction.
Peruvian Jesus born to Virgin Mary on Christmas
Gore blames global warming.Mexican beauty queen dethroned after drug arrest
Gore blames global warming.Scenic Pakistani valley falls to Taliban militants
Gore blames global warming.NYC man sells bubbly calendars for popping fans
Gore blames global warming.Police: Pennsylvania man shot for making noise during movie
Gore blames global warming.Man dies after retirement party hijinks
Gore blames global warming.Police: Armed burglars demand man’s eggbeater
Gore blames global warming.Miss Congeniality, make way for Miss Constitution
Gore blames global warming.Police to test older Taser stun guns
Gore blames global warming.Seeing red over scarlet-marked homework
Gore blames global warming.Gammelfleischparty is German youth word of year
Gore blames global warming.Police arrest man on ‘mission’ in bathroom ceiling
Gore blames global warming.Man killed for ‘hogging karaoke’ :
Gore blames global warming.Man says wife was accidentally shot during sex
Gore blames global warming.Deer gets revenge after hunter shoots him
Gore blames global warming.Man says God ordered him to ram vehicle at 100 mph
Gore blames global warming.Italian party to pay for babies named after Mussolini
Gore blames global warming.BJ’s thrives in tough times
Gore blames global warming.Ant aphrodesiac con man executed
Gore blames global warming.Court: Sarkozy Voodoo doll should not be stabbed.
Gore blames global warming.Put the
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